That would bring a completely different definition to "polling place" if you thought it was erection day. Would more women show up than men? Would the voting last long enough to satisfy all voters? Would Viagra be considered voter fraud or a stimulus package? Pull the lever has a different connotation now to? Hanging chad would be a well hung chad? Blue Dog democrat...too easy. Do dark horse candidates stuff the ballot box more?Do lame ducks play with their pocket veto more? Mudslinging...Don't even want to go there. And my last question is do swing voters to a better job of push polling?
Till next.......
Looking at life through the odd mix of optimism, sarcasm, love and humor and not always in that order.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Man Cave Musings: I aint mad at ya.....
Man Cave Musings: I aint mad at ya.....: "Always loved that saying. Despite the obvious insults to the queens English, it sums up quite well the art of telling someone that this is i..."
I aint mad at ya.....
Always loved that saying. Despite the obvious insults to the queens English, it sums up quite well the art of telling someone that this is indeed not personnel but I am about to kick your ass sideways and smile while I do it. So Tuesday evening when the results begin to filter in I would like all my Democrat, Rhino, Progressive and Liberal friends to know, I aint mad at ya! Angry? Why would I be? Because all of you are so out of touch or just too hard headed to notice that you finally woke the sleeping giant in this country is going to lead to a return of sanity at the voting booth tomorrow. Yes, the silent majority of Americans who just want to work hard and be given a fair chance to build a nice life for themselves have heard enough. Oh we are awake now.
What woke us up? Venti with a shot of espresso number one was watching health care jammed through Congress without a final vote despite 60% of people not wanting it. Consent of the governed anyone? I did not mean to forget the general apology tour that took place across the globe. Maybe most people like me who are damned proud to be American find it a little sickening to watch our "leader" say what an arrogant, mistake prone country we are and have been. How much more does the world like us now? Remember, everybody hated Bush, how times have attempts been made on us by Al Queda in the last two years? Where is the love Osama? Barrack said we won't be like we were under Bush? Still no love from AQ!
How about the whole Arizona immigration thing? Double espresso with a line of cocaine coming right up. So one of our 50 states is being "invaded" by criminals who are kidnapping our citizens and selling dope to our children and the response by the White House is to sue Arizona? That is so stupid you can't make it up. Especially given the fact that Arizona asked for federal help to enforce federal law over and over again only to be called racist when they did it themselves. Racist? For wanting to be safe from foreign criminals? Yep. Wide awake now!
Need some more stimulant? How about stimulus for stimulant? Trillions of dollars to bailout pension funds of unions and public sector pet projects tied to garnering more votes make you happy? How about being asked three separate times to pony up for teachers and firefighters only to realize it's the pensions being funded. Teachers are still being laid off. Universities getting money to study jacked up monkeys? Awake yet? Drunk hookers overseas? Awake yet? Sidewalk to nowhere? Tunnel to nowhere? And on and on and on....
How about taking over auto companies? Banks?Insurance? Student loans? Our government has not shown the ability to run anything better than the private sector so why are we? We have bankruptcy courts to handle companies that fail. Of course if that happens the unions don't get taken care of near as well. And why should the federal government handle student loans? Does any of this follow the rule of law? Nope. Awake now, aren't you?
So tomorrow, even though I have been called or implied to be a racist, sexist, homophobe, islamaphobe,(whatever that is) intolerant, greedy, earth hating, bitter, gun glinging, bible totoing unsophisticated moron, I want all my left thinking comrades to know, I aint mad ya..........
Till next........
What woke us up? Venti with a shot of espresso number one was watching health care jammed through Congress without a final vote despite 60% of people not wanting it. Consent of the governed anyone? I did not mean to forget the general apology tour that took place across the globe. Maybe most people like me who are damned proud to be American find it a little sickening to watch our "leader" say what an arrogant, mistake prone country we are and have been. How much more does the world like us now? Remember, everybody hated Bush, how times have attempts been made on us by Al Queda in the last two years? Where is the love Osama? Barrack said we won't be like we were under Bush? Still no love from AQ!
How about the whole Arizona immigration thing? Double espresso with a line of cocaine coming right up. So one of our 50 states is being "invaded" by criminals who are kidnapping our citizens and selling dope to our children and the response by the White House is to sue Arizona? That is so stupid you can't make it up. Especially given the fact that Arizona asked for federal help to enforce federal law over and over again only to be called racist when they did it themselves. Racist? For wanting to be safe from foreign criminals? Yep. Wide awake now!
Need some more stimulant? How about stimulus for stimulant? Trillions of dollars to bailout pension funds of unions and public sector pet projects tied to garnering more votes make you happy? How about being asked three separate times to pony up for teachers and firefighters only to realize it's the pensions being funded. Teachers are still being laid off. Universities getting money to study jacked up monkeys? Awake yet? Drunk hookers overseas? Awake yet? Sidewalk to nowhere? Tunnel to nowhere? And on and on and on....
How about taking over auto companies? Banks?Insurance? Student loans? Our government has not shown the ability to run anything better than the private sector so why are we? We have bankruptcy courts to handle companies that fail. Of course if that happens the unions don't get taken care of near as well. And why should the federal government handle student loans? Does any of this follow the rule of law? Nope. Awake now, aren't you?
So tomorrow, even though I have been called or implied to be a racist, sexist, homophobe, islamaphobe,(whatever that is) intolerant, greedy, earth hating, bitter, gun glinging, bible totoing unsophisticated moron, I want all my left thinking comrades to know, I aint mad ya..........
Till next........
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