10 signs you're at a great Super Bowl Party (Man Cave style)

10. At least one fan shows up in a complete uniform including cleats and a converted beer helmet.

9. There are three kegs of beer. Bud, Bud light and something imported.

















8. The carcass of the cow that was carved up for pre-game steaks is still in the backyard.









7. Someone shows up wearing paint on their face.









6. The only sound during the game is either cheering or cursing. Commercials are fast forwarded through after beers have been refilled.









5. The only woman there is an ex Dallas Cowboys cheerleader turned stripper named Bambi.







4. There is a slight delay to watch the start of the 3rd quarter while the stripper pole is removed from the living room.







3. During a commercial break a fan is injured while trying to replicate a pole dance like Bamabi. The upside down one-legged slide proves too difficult for his 300 pound frame.







2. The only reference to "sex in the city" is a tale of a drunken night in Jaurez Mexico. A donkey maybe included in the story.







1. The game goes into triple overtime and is won on a statue of liberty play that goes 96 yards.







Just remember men, this is not the end of an era, it's the begining of baseball season. Pitchers and catchers report tomorrow. Play Ball.....











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