How to tell your at a bad superbowl party (Girl point of view)

10. People are wearing Team Jerseys, Team Pants, Team Jackets, and there are Team Beer Coozies around the beer.



9. There is actually a keg.



8. There is a woman who acts way too interested in the game, knows all football lingo, she is pretty, thin, single and all the men think she is funny.



7. Someone shows up wearing paint on their face.



6. They talk during the commercials and not during the game.



5. Your husband 'shushes' you when you say, "Which team is in the yellow pants?"



4. The half time show is a classic rock band. WHO you could have sworn were dead.



3. My husband is laughing at everything the girl from number 8 says.



2. Number 8 is laughing at everything my husband says.



1. The game goes into overtime. This is the turning point of my good humor.



May we all revel in the next 5 football free months! Sex and the City anyone?